What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

The Smallest Dinosaur Ever Discovered Was Just… - The Daily Galaxy

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

The players who will dominate MLB trade deadline rumors — and how likely it is they’ll be moved - New York Post

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”